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sassduck:

made-of-starlight-x3:

Taylor Swift has been in the music industry for 8 years and her biggest scandal was dating your favorite band member. If that’s the worst thing she’s done, I think she’s doing pretty good.

8 YEARS ARE YOU SERIOUS?? HOW OLD AM I? WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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qalbee:

Listening to this lecture before seven in the morning and I’m kinda drifting off and the slide switches and the professor just states “the functions of flowers is SEX”

And I’m just like 

"Whoa bro chill it is way too early for you to be this assertive with your voice especially about a plant"

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clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
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